i honestly feel 100% better after watching this
black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
netflix gives u 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with ur life today
Fresh out of the water, newborn sea lion pups roll in sand to protect themselves from the blazing sun in San Cristobal, Galapagos Islands.
i just threw up this is so precious
did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years
welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé
i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends
The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.