oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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fallloutdallon:

caffeinecoldforclosers:

album artist swap

I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

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tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

27 Aug 14 @ 10:32 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

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shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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Andy Samberg and Lena Headey present the award for outstanding miniseries on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014

Andy Samberg and Lena Headey present the award for outstanding miniseries on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014

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Mike 2x09 - Paige 2x10 parallels 

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setthosecanadiansails:

kingglen:

Kate Middleton’s reaction to beating Prince William in a sailing race in New Zealand.

Bow down

setthosecanadiansails:

kingglen:

Kate Middleton’s reaction to beating Prince William in a sailing race in New Zealand.

Bow down

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hisandherquotes:

18+

hisandherquotes:

18+

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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

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dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

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nicoosuxx:

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

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