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30 Jul 14 @ 2:30 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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iammorethanmemory:

Mike in plaid, 2x05

requested by anonymous

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captain-mycaptain:

apushinthewrongdirection:

teacupsandcyanide:

stacysdad:

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay

it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here

for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years

but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall

tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before

tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do

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27 Jul 14 @ 9:04 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

hi I’m in New York City til Sunday so if I’m not posting at all, that’s why. i love you all

27 Jul 14 @ 8:36 pm  —  reblog
#personal  

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26 Jul 14 @ 11:25 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

25 Jul 14 @ 10:15 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

25 Jul 14 @ 9:40 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
❝ dude
— me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)
25 Jul 14 @ 9:04 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

mishasminions:

I AM SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH THIS CITY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

25 Jul 14 @ 8:29 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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25 Jul 14 @ 7:54 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

tinychatter:

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit

25 Jul 14 @ 7:19 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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